Fun partner that will keep you laughing.

Primeiro Nome

Alan

Eu Sei Falar

Inglês

Me Descreveria Como

Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)

I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.

I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).

My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).

My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).

My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.

Signo

Libra/Balança

Meu Tipo de Corpo:

Mediano

Minha Altura:

1.68 m

Cor dos Olhos:

Azuis

Minha Etnia:

Caucasiana

Minha Situação Conjugal:

Divorciado

Com Filhos?

Sim - Não Em Casa

Quer Ter Filhos?

Não

Cor de Cabelo:

Careca

Animais Que Possuo:

Não possuo animais

Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?

Não

Nível Educacional

Diploma Universitário

Ocupação

Autoempregado/a

Especialização

Vendas / Marketing

Meu Título de Trabalho É

Copy Superviser

Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano

$100,000USD A $150,000USD

Eu Moro

Sozinho

Em Casa

Tudo Está Calmo

Eu Fumo

Não

Eu Bebo

Sim - Socialmente

No Colegial, Eu Era Um

Querido pelos Professores

Meu Comportamento Social É

Cômico/a

Meus Interesses e Atividades São

Jantar, Fotografia, Esportes, Filmes, Dançando

Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É

Sair Com Os Amigos

Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria

We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.

Eu Sempre Quis Tentar

Stand-up comedy.

Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo

Amigável

Minha Religião É

Agnóstico

Frequento Serviços

Nunca

Meu Objetivo na Vida É

Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.

Meu Tipo de Humor É

Inteligente

Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto

Notícias, Seriados, Filmes, Esportes

Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um

Ficção Científica, Comédia, Documentário

Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço

Rock, Latina, Soul

Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio

Negócios, Quadrinhos, Computadores, Humor, Política, Sátira, Ciência, Esportes

Para mim, Diversão É

Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.

O Que Você Acha Atraente?

Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Humor, Boa Aparência

O Que Você Procura?

An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.

Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?

Íntimo, Comprometido/a