Fun partner that will keep you laughing.
DanceAC
Hawthorne, New Jersey | Mand Søger en Kvinde
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Fornavn
Alan
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
Underskriv
Libra
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
168 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit hår er
Skaldet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Selvstændig
Mit speciale er
Salg / marketing
Min jobtitel er
Copy Superviser
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $100.000USD til $150.000USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Duks
Min sociale opførsel er
Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Spise til middag, Fotografering, Sport, Film, Dans
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner
En ideel første date ville være
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.
There's a delicious kiss good night.
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Stand-up comedy.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Agnostiker
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er
Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.
Min form for humor er
Snu
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Sitcoms, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Science Fiction, Comedy, Dokumentar
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Latin, Soul
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Business, Komisk, Computer, Humor, Politisk, Satire, Videnskab, Sport
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Humor, Flot udseende
Hvad leder du efter?
An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Intim, Forpligtet