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Informazioni di base
Nome
Alan
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
Segno zodiacale
Bilancia
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Nella media
La mia altezza è
5' 6 (1.68 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
I Miei capelli sono
Pelato
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Volontà di trasferimento
No
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Maturità
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Autonomo
La mia specializzazione è
Vendita/ Marketing
La mia professione è
Copy Superviser
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €100,000Euro a €150,000Euro
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Tutto è calmo
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Cocco del maestro
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Comico
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Cene, Fotografia, Sport, Fim, Ballo
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
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Un primo appuntamento ideale è
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.
There's a delicious kiss good night.
Ho sempre voluto provare
Stand-up comedy.
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Agnostico
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Notizie, Situation Commedies, Fim, Sport
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Fantascienza, Commedie, Documentari
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Latina, Soul
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Business, Comici, Computer, Umorismo, Politica, Satira, Scienza, Sport
La mia idea di divertimento è
Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Civetteria, Umorismo, Bellezza
Cosa cerchi?
An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Intimi, Impegnati