Fun partner that will keep you laughing.

Etunimi

Alan

Osaan puhua

Englanti

Kuvailisin itseäni

Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)

I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.

I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).

My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).

My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).

My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.

Kirjaudu

Vaaka

Vartalonmallini on

Keskiverto

Pituuteni on

5' 6 (1.68 m)

Silmienvärini on

Sininen

Etninen taustani on

Valkoihoinen

Aviosäätyni on

Eronnut

Minulla on lapsia

Kyllä - Ei kotona

Haluan lapsia

Ei

Hiukseni ovat

Kalju

Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista

Ei lemmikeitä

Olen valmis muuttamaan

Ei

Koulutukseni taso on

Ylioppilas

Työllisyys tilanteeni on

Yrittäjä

Erikoistun

Myynti / Markkinointi

Työ tittelini on

Copy Superviser

Tuloni per vuosi

$100,000USD - $150,000USD

Asun

Yksin

Kotona

Kaikki on rauhallista

Tupakoin

Ei

Juon

Kyllä - Seurassa

Yläasteella olin

Opettajan lemmikki

Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni

Koominen

Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat

Ruokailla, Valokuvat, Urheilu, Elokuvat, Tanssiminen

Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on

Kavereiden kanssa hengailu

Unelma treffini olisivat

We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.

Olen aina halunnut kokeilla

Stand-up comedy.

Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan

Ystävällinen

Uskontoni on

Agnostikko

Käyn säännöllisesti

Ei koskaan

Tavoitteeni elämässäni on

Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.

Minun tapainen huumori on

Älykäs

Televisiosta katson

Uutiset, Tilannekomediat, Elokuvat, Urheilu

Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan

Scifi, Komedia, Dokumentti

Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina

Rock musiikki, Latina, Soul musiikki

Kun luen, luen aina

Liiketoiminta, Koominen, Tietokoneet, Huumori, Poliittinen, Satiiri, Tiede, Urheilu

Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on

Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.

Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?

Nokkela, Flirttaileva, Huumori, Hyvä ulkonäkö

Mitä etsit?

An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.

Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?

Intiimi, Sitoutunut