Fun partner that will keep you laughing.
DanceAC
Hawthorne, New Jersey | Muž Hledám A Žena
Obecné
Křestní jméno
Alan
Hovořím
Angličtina
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)
I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.
I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).
My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).
My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.
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Váhy
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,68 m
Barva mých očí
Modrá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Rozveden/a
Mám děti
Ano - se mnou nežijí
Chci děti
Ne
Barva mých vlasů
Holohlavý
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Žádní domácí mazlíčci
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ne
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Vysokoškolský diplom
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Osoba samostatně výdělečně činná
Mé zaměření je
Prodej / Marketing
Název mého zaměstnání je
Copy Superviser
To si vydělám za rok
$100,000USD až $150,000USD
Žiji
Sám/sama
Doma
Vše je v klidu
Jsem kuřák
Ne
Piji
Ano - ve společnosti
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Miláček učitelů
Mé společenské chování je
Komické
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Stravování, Fotografování, Sportovní, Filmy, Tanec
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli
Ideální první rande by bylo
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.
There's a delicious kiss good night.
Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet
Stand-up comedy.
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Bez vyznání
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj životní cíl je
Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.
Můj smysl humoru je
Chytrý
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Zprávy, Situační komedie, Filmy, Sportovní
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Science fiction, Komedie, Dokumentární
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rock, Latin, Soul
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Obchodní, Komické, Počítače, Humor, Politické, Satira, Vědecké, Sportovní
Má představa zábavy je
Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Důvtip, Koketnost, Humor, Dobrý vzhled
Co hledáš?
An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Intimní, Odevzdaný/á