Fun partner that will keep you laughing.

First name

Alan

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Describe yourself:
Born and raised in Brooklyn. From a familly of comedians, brother was a stand-up. 2 cousines wrote for sitcoms (Full House, Even Steven & Mork & Mindy).
I'm a creative person (art trained) but love to write. I'm into humor (Seinfeld-Curb Your Enthusiasm). I'm sensitive to others and very sensual myself. I'm into having a good time. My attitude is laugh while you can. And enjoy what's around you, the smell of the flowers, the sight of the orange sunset, the feel of the mushy grass between your toes...oh no that wasn't grass! But very into building my second career (College Funding/Financial Planning). I love children, but don't want anymore. (Have 3). I like animals and love sports (Giants & Mets). Passion was is boogey boarding (until I started challenging those post hurricane waves).I'm a very touchy feely kind of guy (aren't we all animals that need petting?). Loved to dance….especially Salsa & Hustle. (Pre-pandemic)

I am looking for:
I'm looking for the rare combination of a sensual person yet has a great sense of humor that loves to be hugged and kissed (after we’re both Corona Vaccinated) and knows how to give it back, and in between loves to laugh. Never takes themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh at ones self. No control-type-A-types. Let's not get crazy over the little things. Allow me to be me and I'll gladly do the same. You've got to love kids. I'm not high mantenance, nor a maintenance man my self. Make me feel good I'll make you feel great.

I am looking for a:
I'm looking for someone who's sensual (post-pandemic), funny, creative and easy going. No one intense, no control freaks please. Geographically bergen county, NJ. (Unless you have you own private helicoptor-than I'll gladly co-pilot). If I'm appreciated I will bend over backwards for you. (There goes the back again).

My perfect first date:
We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).

My ideal relationship:
The ideal relationship doesn't exist. It's only your ability to compromise w/o losing the sense of who you are that makes for a successful relationship. The letting of the person be who they are and enjoying their joy.Then sparks will stay alive...if there's a lot of rayon around make sure a fire extinguisher is nearby. But seriously, love life, love people (throw in a little sports) and a little lust (You know when).

My past relationships:
You must enjoy and revel in what attracted you to them in the first place. Don't try to change people. You can't. People must share in decisions about their life, whether it's where they go for coffee, or where they go to live. 50-50 or as close to it as possible, as soon as it becomes unbalanced there's a control issue and someone will be unhappy.

Sign

Libra

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

Copy Superviser

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Teachers Pet

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Photography, Sports, Movies, Dancing

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends

An Ideal First Date Would Be

We like what we see, we smile, laugh we’d love to touch we touch at the very same moment...(but must I say again Pan…). Really, while I charm and make her laugh, she's undressing me in her mind (and not mentally laughing). We’d be playing footsie (no spiked shoes please) or at least some hand touching (if you know…). But we're connected... you know there's just going to be a game of dodge ball later, or at least red light green light...more green light (again post pandemic).
There's a delicious kiss good night.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Stand-up comedy.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Is to find my last first date. And to spend the rest of our life together.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Latin, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

Business, Comic, Computers, Humor, Political, Satire, Science, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

Dancing then relaxing together on a couch.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Good Looks

What Do You Look For?

An attractive sexy very feminine woman who can emphasize those features when she dances. But she also knows how to be affectionate and shows it.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate, Committed